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Marriage Ceremony Gone Sour As Bride Is Found To Be HIV Positive

All was set for joining in holy matrimony of Mr X and his heartrob. Time to call in the couple of the day, and bride was nowhere to be seen. News filtered the church that bride in HIV+, and groom is oblivious of that fact. Bride comes from a wealthy home, so it's normal thought that medical laboratory test result was doctored by her family.

How did we know? A former resident pastor [who has since been transferred to another branch] saw a vision in that regard. The bride's family have since confirmed that they have filed a missing person report, and that the girl is actually HIV+ but that she is still a virgin.

What was supposed to be a day of joy and celebration has turned out to be stuff nightmares are made of. Elders of the church, ordinary members, friends and well wishers are currently trooping in their numbers to Mr X's home to sympathise with him; and no one is thinking about party jollof, cake, or drinks.

This is how an only son would have been entrapped on Children's day.

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